The increased air temperature soon makes my woman feel quite uncomfortable in her sleep, & she begins to stir in bed.
If there’s one thing I value about myself, it’s being quite resourceful. I feel that’s a fantastic characteristic to have because it allows me to get by in life through less means than other humans. It also is an all-encompassing sort of personality trait that actually indicates other proficiencies, in my opinion, then to be resourceful, you also must be quite critical, logical, & creative in order to get the task done, and that’s exactly how I feel when I’m leveraging the HVAC system against my wifey in order to rouse him in the afternoon. You see, this girl is one of the hardest sleepers I’ve ever met. She also enjoys to sleep in all afternoon if you let him, which I don’t. I found that nagging him to get up only results in us fighting, despite the fact that I can utilize our central heating & cooling equipment to further my own goals more covertly. Whenever I get up, I promptly go downstairs & start making coffee. I like to turn on a little fan in the bedroom so that the smell of my fresh brew is spread far & wide through the space, creating an inviting atmosphere downstairs. Then I go to the temperature control & crank up the heat, pumping warm air through every vent in the house. The increased air temperature soon makes my woman feel quite uncomfortable in her sleep, & she begins to stir in bed. As the air only gets hotter, she pulls off the covers & switches on the overhead fan. The Tim Hortons Latte smell then wafts up to the bedroom from upstairs, filling the room with a delightful smell of afternoon joe. It’s only another minute or so after that before she comes grumpily stomping down the stairs, reaching her hand out for a cup of caffeine.